You can’t break a girl’s heart without her loving you.
random reddit user
John Green's tumblr: code-red-arthur: festusthehappydragon: darkstoriesofthenorth:...
John Green’s car breaks down
The Fault in Our Cars
John Green gets locked in a pub
The Fault in Our Bars
John Green writes a strongly worded pamphlet on the flaws of the Russian Monarchy
The Fault in Our Czars
John Green talks about un-scary dinosuars
The Fault in Our Rawrs
I can play this game, too, tumblr!
John Green writes a novel about the character defects of Metallica’s drummer.
The Fault in Our Lars.
John Green teams up with Ray Bradbury.
The Fault in Our Mars.
John Green takes on major respiratory illnesses in China.
The Fault in Our SARS
Source: subliminal-mind-duck
Answering with Answers
Apparently, I am to answer the following questions in a timely manner, per istytehcrawk.
1. To the best of your memory, what were you doing five years ago today?
Well, I probably went to work at my dad’s shop and then went to a final because I would have still been in school and it would have more than likely been a night where either I had a final to complete or a paper to complete. Yeah, I’m gonna go with that.
2. What’s something that was in style during your childhood that you wish would make a comeback?
Nothing. Seriously. I like change. Change is nice. I like that I don’t wear the same clothing from one year to another. I like the flow of time and the inconsistency of fashion and trends and how everything is wonderful and nothing is the same.
3. Describe your dream home.
My dream home changes daily. But it has to have a pool and a hot tub. A hot tub, I tell you. Or two hot tubs…maybe twelve hot tubs…whatever, as long as it has a hot tub and maid service.
4. What’s your philosophy of life?
I just try to be the best person I can be at any given time. Sometimes I succeed; sometimes I fail.
5. What chore do you hate doing the most?
Cleaning the basement. Seriously….spiders.
6. What website do you visit most, other than Tumblr?
Reddit, closely followed by Facebook and Twitter.
7. Do you have a green thumb or black thumb?
It’s kinda a dingy yellow-grey thumb. Sometimes I rock….sometimes not so much.
8. Tell me about your family.
My family is awesome. And it is large because it encompasses all of my friends as well. And I have a lot of friends.
9. What inspires you the most?
When I’m told I can’t do something or that I don’t need to do it. Yup, I like to prove people wrong.
10. When you need cheering up, where do you turn?
Depends…sometimes it’s a person, sometimes it’s a tv show that’ll do it. I just choose something that I know usually makes me happy and go for it. Usually, I’m in the thick of something before I even realize I’m no longer sad.
11. Recommend something I should read — an article, fanfiction, a book, anything.
Love and Hydrogen by Jim Shephard….great short story.
You get no questions from me cause I’m a Scrooge. Argh!
this is the arrow of destiny. reblog this and see what comes up next. this person/saying/thing will have something to do with your future
(Sorry people whose text I just deleted but this post was getting ridiculously large and, y’know.)
Oh yeah I reblogged this last night and forgot about it. It was pointing upwards at tea.
Accurate.
Mine pointed to a Sherlock gif.
Source: distraction
If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think
This song is really important to me…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-KMpZaEF6g0
(via istytehcrawk)
My name is Lizzie Bennet, and this is the final page in my diary.
(via istytehcrawk)
Source: imrandomsowhat
I wanted to write something, to express how much I loved TLBD, but the only thing that comes to my mind is “Thank you”… to all of you, it’s been great…
(via istytehcrawk)
Source: waiting-for-autumn
Drunk warns he and friends will “go home” if bartender continues to close bar.
Dave Holmes! The best. - Paul
(via wilwheaton)
Source: daveholmes
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